怎么哄人开心的句子（让人开心展颜一笑的搞笑句子）

朋友圈的搞笑句子

等我有钱了，我就买一辆公交车，专门走公交专用车道，专门停在公交车站，等有人想上车了，我就说：对不起，这是私家车。

When I have money, I will buy a bus that runs on the dedicated bus lane and stops at the bus stop. When someone wants to board, I will say: Sorry, this is a private car.

钱对你真的就那么重要吗？讲了3个多小时了一分钱都不降。

Is money really that important to you? I've been talking for over three hours without any drop in money.

今天天气很好，在房间里宅久了，准备去客厅散散心。

The weather is nice today. I've been staying in my room for a long time and I'm going to the living room to relax.

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我知道，天下无不散宴席，可是，至少，宴席上我要吃得爽！

I know that banquets are all over the world, but at least, I want to have a good meal at the banquet!

现在的男生都太坏了，比女生白，比女生高，比女生漂亮，还和女生抢男朋友。

Nowadays, boys are too bad. They are whiter than girls, taller than girls, more beautiful than girls, and even compete with girls for boyfriends.

我做事用不着所有人都高兴，我活着就是为了让讨厌我的人越来越不爽。

I don't need everyone to be happy when I do things, I live just to make those who dislike me increasingly unhappy.

老师也很不容易，毕竟一个人要自言自语45分钟。

Teachers are also not easy, after all, one person has to talk to themselves for 45 minutes.

老子翻身的时候，也顺带翻脸了。

When I flipped over, I also flipped over.